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[starchilde_lost]

Totally creepy now, am I right?

Comments

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

You weren't there for the Bamf attack.

[starchilde_lost]

The what?

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

You know that Bamf doll I had, the one that looks like Kurt?

[starchilde_lost]

...yeah?

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

While we were living on Muir Island, it came to life, then more appeared. Then they tried to kill everyone so that they could have me all to themselves.

[inmyothertights]

I'm pretty sure something's wrong with you, Rach.

[starchilde_lost]

Miniature bamf-dolls came to life and tried to kill everyone?

...of course they did.

Perhaps the bears Keffie just eviscerated are their cousins.

[starchilde_lost]

Oh, God, like that's even a surprise at this point?

...but I'm right aren't I?

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

They terrified poor Lockheed. Terrified.

At least Keffie isn't afraid of them!

[inmyothertights]

I'm just horrified.

[starchilde_lost]

Lockheed was actually afraid?

Nope, not in the least, but then I think she was a street-kitten that Reeve brought home so she's got some survival instincts built in.

...my worry is that these things seem just... smart enough to, I dunno, start arming themselves.

[starchilde_lost]

Tell Tommy they're chew toys. One good rip and the stuffing just spills out.

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

They were trying to kill him first. I think they saw him as their biggest threat to having me to themselves.

Just put her on guard duty.

...great thanks for that. I'm not leaving my room for anything now.

[inmyothertights]

Better than having to lie about whose girly scream that was to the neighbors.

[starchilde_lost]

Awww, poor guy, surrounded by [tries not to laugh] little bamfs. [fails]

But you gotta admit, in the long line of things that have tried to kill us since we've been here, the teddy bears are kinda anti-climactic.

[starchilde_lost]

You didn't.

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

You didn't fight them! They almost killed Pete too! Vicious little bamfs. They were organized and evil looking. Evil!

In the long line of things that have tried to kill us in our lives, it's just lame.

[inmyothertights]

Why, wouldn't you?

[starchilde_lost]

Evil-looking little Kurt dolls, I'm sorry, that image will never not be funny.

[starchilde_lost]

Maybe if they snuck up on me?

[phasedcat.livejournal.com]

That's it. I'm going to the Deities and requesting a curse with them. Then we'll see whose laughing. Then we'll see!

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Well at least these stuffed bears haven't sprouted fangs and claws so far.

[starchilde_lost]

We'll have to, because I'm still giggling over here.

[starchilde_lost]

I'm taking bets as to how long it takes for them to get smart enough to arm themselves.

[child-radical.livejournal.com]

Knowing the collective luck of everyone here? Not too long.