006*

[starchilde_lost]

I know this is asking for trouble - but I Know Kurt's out there, is anyone else? Kitty? Nathan? Professor?

Even if it's just for today, I'd love to say, "Hi!"

[ooc: anything goes! 4th wall away! Anything to mind-spinning will be forgotten upon the 'morrow.]

Comments

[malleableworld.livejournal.com]

The Sham Wow guy? They have those in my world.

[starchilde_lost]

He's...creepy. Really creepy. Mojo-level TV creepy.

[malleableworld.livejournal.com]

I don't know what Mojo TV is but he's pretty much a joke.

[starchilde_lost]

It's not a...know what? Long story, never mind.

Is he supposed to be like that, or is that guy really..?

[malleableworld.livejournal.com]

Well he's...just a TV personality.

[starchilde_lost]

God, I hope it's just on TV.

[malleableworld.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hope so too.

[starchilde_lost]

Can you imagine someone who's like that all the time?

[malleableworld.livejournal.com]

Someone desperate.

[starchilde_lost]

Or on some really bad drugs.

[shamwow.livejournal.com]

I am not creepy! I'm German!

[starchilde_lost]

I know Germans - you're just creepy.

[shamwow.livejournal.com]

Have you been talking to that prostitute? WHATEVER SHE SAYS ABOUT ME OR VINCE IS A FILTHY LIE!

[starchilde_lost]

...OK, then. I...won't listen to the prostitute.

[shamwow.livejournal.com]

Good. Smart girl. Listen only to Vince when he tells you to buy ShamWow. You can use them everywhere.

[starchilde_lost]

I'm really talking to a towel, aren't I. Then again, Widget...

How very...useful?

[shamwow.livejournal.com]

If you spill something, use a ShamWow to clean it. I'm great on the car, the house, the boat, even the dog! Use me to dry your dishes or clean your mirror! I'm flexible.

[starchilde_lost]

How very good for you.